Halloween Jokes
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty ? A. Ghoul-aid.
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite kind of music? A. Wrap
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sandwich.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boo-ze.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always goblin.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the New York Times? A. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. Love at first bite!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the disco? A. To meet the boogy man.
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? A. Boo-Berries.
Q: Why would't the skeleton cross the street? A. He had no guts.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. A real pain in the neck.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use? A. A skeleton key.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. What kind of dog does every vampire have? A. Bloodhound!
Q. What's a monsters favorite desert? A. I-sscream!
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations? A. They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? A. Spelling
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton watch a scary movie? A. He didn't have the guts.
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A. A cereal killer.
Q. What do you call a witch in the desert? A. A sandwich.
Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite!.
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What does a pumpkin use to quit smoking? A. A pumpkin patch!
Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A. In a blood bank!